oscar-still-wildin:

at my funeral, the audience will watch my favourite comfort movie and whoever checks their phone first gets disinherited.

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manwesbreath:

TOLKIEN WEEK | Day 10
↳ Free choice:
 References to The Silmarillion in the movies

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duran-duran-less-official:

deadfoxforcutie:

deadfoxforcutie:

skyrim remaster with tiddie jiggle physics but because bethesda’s game engine is so wack they have to incorporate it into the game by inserting a very small unique npc within each each tiddie who jumps at scripted intervals. 

can cause a glitch where the player characters tiddies become hostile 

[“Never should have come here!” muffled by layers of clothing]

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lordsttark:

— build me a bloodline, build me a bond. // f.o.
           for @goodqueenalys

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osteolojist:

kyle ron: grandfather…..show me again, the power of the dark side

bail organa in the afterlife:

image

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wake up sheeple Keats was a kinkster

macdicilla:

la belle dame sans merci = BDSM

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i’m blue da ba dee babadook

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2017 is the year to be a fucking savage

jehovahhthickness:

Make moves. Accomplish all your goals. Learn to fall in love with yourself. And stunt so hard on everybody that has ever doubted you.

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nancyhollands:

*blows a kiss to the swimming pool* for barb

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How do we say witch in…

asteriea:

nehmesis:

aaronminyardt:

stregaforest:

French: Sorcière

Spanish: Bruja

German: Hexe

Finnish : Noita

Romanian: Vrăjitoare

Swedish: Häxa

Danish: Heks

Portuguese: Bruxa

Italian: Strega

Dutch: Heks

Greek: Magissa

Polish: Czarownica

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illonink:

My top three feminist exploitations of male-default language:

1. “Valar morghulis. All men must die.” “Yes, but we are not men.” - Daenerys, Game of Thrones

2. “No man can kill me!” “I am no man!!!!” - Eowyn, LotR: Return of the King

3. “God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs.” “Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.” - Dr. Ellie Sattler, Jurassic Park

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saathi1013:

erikaschnellert:

Stranger Things is an amazing show. I can’t recommend it enough.

This comic isn’t very spoilery but it won’t make a lot of sense until you’ve watched the show. The entire first season is on Netflix. Go check it out!

okay but like THERE IS AN ACTUAL CONNECTION:

“When Millie auditioned, she had long brown hair down past her shoulders. But Eleven was written as having hair “buzzed almost to the scalp.” Millie and her parents were understandably hesitant to chop it all off. Would it look ugly? Would it cost her other roles? Fortunately, Mad Max: Fury Road was about to come out, so we pulled out a magazine photograph of Charlize Theron as Furiosa and showed it to Millie. “Charlize looks totally badass, right?” Millie agreed; Charlize looked badass. And that was it: She agreed to buzz it all off.

“When the day of the haircut finally arrived, Millie’s mom brought out a camcorder, while her dad ran away with tears in his eyes, unable to watch. It was a pretty dramatic scene. But also very quick. Within 10 minutes we had shaved it all off and slapped a fake “11” tattoo on Millie’s wrist. Millie looked at herself in the mirror, gave her best Furiosa scream — and Eleven was born.”

(source: ew.com)

I just.  LITTLE GIRLS BEING INSPIRED BY FURIOSA WHILE GROWN MEN CRY.

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