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testosteronetwink:

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magisteraryon:

magisteraryon:

i love that in thousands of years, at no point has the currency in tes changed at all.

imagine if you dug up an ancient norwegian burial ground from the 1300s and used the money you found in it to rent a hotel room. that’s skyrim.

(via ckayillustration)

snakegay:

skelefolk:

snakegay:

remember when people hardcore thirsted over cicero

did you see what they did to him in elder scrolls legends?

Please, please have a seat. I’m here to debate steven universe with you.

let me take this time to plug my sexy cicero fanfic i wrote years ago while in the throes of cicero thirst

(Source: foulserpent, via chrysais)

astraldemise:

astraldemise:

skyrim is a bad game because i cant hug my friends or my husband. maybe i want to let the people in my life know i appreciate them dearly even if they just have three lines of base dialogue

and before one of you says something like “oh why dont you just play stardew valley or animal crossing or some other game where you get to be nice to people” please understand that i enjoy hunting the city guards for sport but that doesnt mean that im not full of love

(via queen-theirin)

the-nwah-embassy:

He did this the entire time we talked. The entire time.

(via rotprxnce)

mehofkirkwall:

I love that Riften is the hive of scum and villainy in Skyrim, but Markarth is still 20 times worse.

(Source: awellboiledicicle, via agilitiespharah)

taragrimface:

morrowind is special because its lore and premise are in no way calculated, accessible, or marketable. it’s a game about stumbling around in the dark through a world that is utterly baffling and hostile. it is the work of unchecked occult nerds who spent half a decade working on a text-based game about dark elves aimed at nobody in particular. it’s ugly and misguided and boring in ways that wouldn’t be allowed to happen now. it’s irreplaceable

(via bigbadsnakedad)

(Source: twitter.com, via revyyourengines)

duran-duran-less-official:

deadfoxforcutie:

deadfoxforcutie:

skyrim remaster with tiddie jiggle physics but because bethesda’s game engine is so wack they have to incorporate it into the game by inserting a very small unique npc within each each tiddie who jumps at scripted intervals. 

can cause a glitch where the player characters tiddies become hostile 

[“Never should have come here!” muffled by layers of clothing]

(via coyote-a)

(Source: swarnpert, via fistinginferno)

boethiah:

vivec: this is my city :)

sheogorath: epic. i’m going to kill you with a rock 

(Source: ayem, via loreillustrated)

ommanyte:

Me, a humble draugr, quietly minding my own business in my barrow tomb, doing my daily chores (lighting the candles, taking the frostbite spider for a walk, making the large swinging axes swing in the corridor of large swinging axes), having a sleepover with the lads in the deathlord’s chamber

YOU, loud, alive, obnoxious, barging into our tomb eating an entire wheel of cheese, making a mess, plundering my life savings from my burial urn, setting fire to frosty (the frostbite spider), re-killing me and the lads, WAKING the deathlord

(via mae-carnen-brego)

languorwine:

ceydafarhi:

scithesuperb:

bitterotter:

ahzrukahl:

sindrandi-co:

the-rogue-apostate:

ghoulification:

tryforce:

bicouriersix:

tryforce:

There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for my crops. Never is. 

I work with my mother to sell fruits and vegetables. It’s fun most days, but hard work

Have you tried mercenary work? It might suit you.

I work for Belethor, at the General Goods store.

I spend a lot of time at the market stalls so I can learn the merchant’s trade. I need more experience if I’m going to run an inn someday.

Drink for the thirsty, food for the hungry.

Might head down to the meadery later, see what they’re brewing up. Can smell the honey on the wind.

Got some good pieces out here, if you’re looking to buy. More inside

Boys, girls, dogs, elders – there’s nobody I won’t fight!

Looking to protect yourself, or deal some damage?

TALOS THE MIGHTY! TALOS THE UNERRING! TALOS THE UNASSAILABLE! TO YOU WE GIVE PRAISE!

(via fistinginferno)

wizardshark:

30-minute-memes:

Staying Productive

“AND THAT THIEF OVER THERE”

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