jamie | enxp | house targaryen | patron saintly protector of all fictional red-heads | tolkien trash | local fandom grandma

karachistan:

I won’t hesitate (to love you unconditionally) bitch

(via ellrond)

meekaleeks:

just a reminder that they were roommates

(via ladydaenys)

pettyqueer:

shelovesjinyoung:

and they were roommates

oh my god they were roommates…

(Source: mrbulian, via prince-moose)

lornagonigall:

bitchiknowit:

lohboh:

lornagonigall:

Look what you’ve done to my peonies!

THEY’RE MARIGOLDS.

Good god, I think she’s right! They are marigolds!

I may not know my flowers!…but I know a BITCH when I see one!

(via incendiarysongbird)

3rd Age Middle-Earth Cryptids

vampiraptor:

Tom Bombadil 

The Creature Gollum™

Entwives(???)

Barrow Wights 

MAGLOR

Bonus: Legolas’s mom

(via telemiel)

nintndo:

honestly doing errands w friends like grocery shopping or helping them find new clothes or just going anywhere for no other reason than to keep them company while they get what they need is such an underrated wholesome good experience like yes let me help u pick out cereal and put fruits in bags bitch i LOVE u ❤️💛💚💙💜💓👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩💞🌟💫💕💖🌱☀️✨💗🌺❗️🌸🍃🌷🌹🌻💗❗️❗️

(Source: dykely, via novellaqueen)

probablyadrpgideas:

probablybadrpgideas:

Start your high fantasy game in a tavern. End it in a tavern. The whole game takes place in a tavern.

The owners of the tavern would like to thank you for supporting a local business and for defeating the lich in their bathroom.

(via ghoulvalentines)

tolkiengenerator:

so be it. you shall be the fellowship of the gay

(via mae-carnen-brego)

acoolguy:

me to my gamer gf: you are my super mario sunshine

(via kineema)

gobbo69:

boobfart69:

gobbo69:

gobbo69:

gobbo69:

gobbo69:

im sneakie.

im clever.

im shiftie.

im goblin.

And?

and im comin.

(via prionn-blog)

kidzbopdeathgrips:

tormoody:

wanted posters are just cowboy call out posts

uhm op is a cattle rustler :/

(Source: tormod, via autoneurotic)

frowningfoxbones:

A Blood Mage goblin, or a “Hemogoblin”, if you will.

(Source: frowningfox, via halo-ofthesun-deactivated201901)

lovelylovelyartist:

theorynoodle:

mezzodical:

one round/action in D&D is 6 seconds so anything you could accomplish during a vine you could do during your turn

Rogue: “I’m back at it again at Krispy Kreme.”

DM: “Roll an acrobatics check.”

Fighter: I want to see my little boy

DM: roll a perception check

*nat 20*

DM: here he comes

(via zimiestef)

angeryginger:

fatlardo:

and they were mutuals

oh my god, they were mutuals

(Source: bluegrasshole, via ckayillustration)

kitfisto:

me to my gamer girl wife: sometimes i feel like there are 4 ppl in this marriage.. u, me, video games and weed… and its sick babe love u im so blessed 

(Source: c3po, via realactualjesus)