geckofullers:

you: well sansa shut up when she found out she can be queen
me, an intellectual: sansa shut up because for the first time someone recognized her ability and claim to the north

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occupyvenus:

petyrbaelishs:

#girlpower

WE DON’T NEED NO WARM CLOTHES IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! 

ALL THE CLOTHES I’M WEARING MAGICALLY MATERIALIZED WHEN SOMEONE PUT A SWORD IN MY HAND! 

WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SOMETHING AS USELESS AS KNITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER! 

MY FINGERS AND TOES AREN’T GOING TO FALL OF BECAUSE I AM EMANCIPATED! 

GIRLY STUFF IS STUPID! DOING MANLY STUFF IS BADASS!

FUCK WOMEN’S CONTRIBUTION TO OUR SURVIVAL! 

LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN! 
LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN!
LET’S ALL FREEZE TO DEATH LIKE MEN!

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mutualfollow:

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

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Posted 5 years ago (originally qlexqnder) + 374,943 notes

dreamerofderse:

jaclcfrost:

really missin the beach but you know what i don’t miss? and will never, in all my life, miss? sand. the sand. the sand can fuck directly off

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Posted 5 years ago (originally greelin) + 28,653 notes

reyton:

honestly how pissed is luke when he discovers that he and leia were separated at birth and leia was adopted into a royal family and spent twenty years wearing fabulous custom couture while he was sent to a farm on a planet in the middle of nowhere where “fashion” meant sewing a poncho out of womp rat skins

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seducedbykyloren:

nbcsnl:

What say you, internet?

Thank you Leslie

I CAN LITERALLY HEAR MYSELF SCREAMING I HATE MYSELF

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Posted 5 years ago (originally nbcsnl) + 4,493 notes

oscar is starting to go salt and pepper and i just need to know why the lord™ isn’t giving me a chance to breathe i’m already in too deep